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Chris Wood:
Writer/Blogger/Space Lawyer
Memes and Bullshit.
![blink-182, My Chemical Romance](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_0d1d2d15970a41b4409752d7161adb4d.jpg/v1/fill/w_800,h_600,al_c,q_85,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_0d1d2d15970a41b4409752d7161adb4d.jpg)
blink-182, My Chemical Romance
invitation to a private party thrown for the Honda Civic Tour
![Breaking Bad](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_70116853c2598870ba83b3257abb5cf0.jpg/v1/fill/w_734,h_637,al_c,q_85,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_70116853c2598870ba83b3257abb5cf0.jpg)
Breaking Bad
![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_b48a670ca8fbfbfb52ebb98838400345.jpg/v1/fill/w_800,h_635,al_c,q_85,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_b48a670ca8fbfbfb52ebb98838400345.jpg)
(what rick ross is thinking)
![My Job Is Getting Old](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_d77a260d14c496f6dc2e732c1b152b60.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_980,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_d77a260d14c496f6dc2e732c1b152b60.jpg)
My Job Is Getting Old
![BOSS](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_dd1738bc8c4563809c03145e38e1ab75.jpg/v1/fill/w_640,h_480,al_c,q_80,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_dd1738bc8c4563809c03145e38e1ab75.jpg)
BOSS
![Never Stop](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_83cbf37fbd29887095fbb0050dd67e43.jpg/v1/fill/w_841,h_699,al_c,q_85,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_83cbf37fbd29887095fbb0050dd67e43.jpg)
Never Stop
![Used To..](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_2d684d8eb3bfa73134d57132a3b60808.jpg/v1/fill/w_800,h_533,al_c,q_85,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_2d684d8eb3bfa73134d57132a3b60808.jpg)
Used To..
![Slurping](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_5a1e178af2c3ff7d3f8b71fce0705fa7.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_651,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_5a1e178af2c3ff7d3f8b71fce0705fa7.jpg)
Slurping
![Gettin Pregnant](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_bf18d394247a6fa4a5b8bd5b521855c6.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_575,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_bf18d394247a6fa4a5b8bd5b521855c6.jpg)
Gettin Pregnant
![Ooops](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_8381233d9e9cb8d6daefb6e71423f9f0.jpg/v1/fill/w_640,h_427,al_c,q_80,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_8381233d9e9cb8d6daefb6e71423f9f0.jpg)
Ooops
![the booty](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_f1b49c09414b4afb22e08c84cea6ddb1.jpg/v1/fill/w_498,h_750,al_c,q_85,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_f1b49c09414b4afb22e08c84cea6ddb1.jpg)
the booty
![WHITE KIDS](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_bc30cca40839b17a28edbd6e0a642f5d.jpg/v1/fill/w_640,h_480,al_c,q_80,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_bc30cca40839b17a28edbd6e0a642f5d.jpg)
WHITE KIDS
![Please.](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_a2f1835876928e08350b9aa5cae14679.jpg/v1/fill/w_900,h_617,al_c,q_85,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_a2f1835876928e08350b9aa5cae14679.jpg)
Please.
![FUCKING CREEPY](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_73fd63f09823d8f2bffd6cd1255645d0.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_458,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_73fd63f09823d8f2bffd6cd1255645d0.jpg)
FUCKING CREEPY
![The McRib is back motherfucker](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_76a102ec0c73667a35b180bdf99f54e5.jpg/v1/fill/w_600,h_732,al_c,q_85,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_76a102ec0c73667a35b180bdf99f54e5.jpg)
The McRib is back motherfucker
(what rick ross is thinking)
![Jerry Buss RIP](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_2db290696300976d12a6743a983f47e0.jpg/v1/fill/w_970,h_615,al_c,q_85,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_2db290696300976d12a6743a983f47e0.jpg)
Jerry Buss RIP
![i miss your stupid fucking face](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_22bd3ad7340ec47db4e082f70f7abc70.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_735,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_22bd3ad7340ec47db4e082f70f7abc70.jpg)
i miss your stupid fucking face
![Hood Rich](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_b96b1d9c303aa4e6ea9f9ffc3cf1a87e.jpg/v1/fill/w_546,h_604,al_c,q_80,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_b96b1d9c303aa4e6ea9f9ffc3cf1a87e.jpg)
Hood Rich
![I'm delirious right now...](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_71ac0bea889b35f2a10221fe712fe646.jpg/v1/fill/w_499,h_596,al_c,q_80,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_71ac0bea889b35f2a10221fe712fe646.jpg)
I'm delirious right now...
(what rick ross is thinking)
![Your Parents' Boat](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_42987b8b9ec4ea814258b6d609f589bb.jpg/v1/fill/w_980,h_654,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_42987b8b9ec4ea814258b6d609f589bb.jpg)
Your Parents' Boat
![girl waiting..](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/9dc293_ac17ed7b7d9488227ba9642f6295a066.jpg/v1/fill/w_685,h_1024,al_c,q_85,enc_avif,quality_auto/9dc293_ac17ed7b7d9488227ba9642f6295a066.jpg)
girl waiting..
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